Dear Festival Goers: Please Don't Be That Person

 

 

 

 

Ah, festival season is upon us! Time to turn up, enjoy some great music, and... well, let’s be honest, test the patience of every resident within a ten-mile radius.

Before you dive headfirst into the glitter-filled, sunburnt chaos, let's have a little chat about festival etiquette.

Parking Drama

First off, let’s talk about festival parking. I get it, the closer to the entrance, the better. But parking on someone’s lawn? Really? Remember, the grass is greener where it’s not squished by your car. Be considerate and find a proper spot.

Puking in Ubers

And while we’re on the subject of proper behavior, puking in Ubers is a no. It’s bad enough the driver has to endure the aftermath of your questionable food choices and overindulgence. Carry a barf bag if you must, and save the Uber driver’s sanity.

 

 

 Overpowering Scents

Next up, personal care products. We all love to smell good, but there’s a fine line between pleasant and overpowering. Wearing enough perfume or cologne to knock out a small animal isn’t necessary. Also, your sunscreen shouldn’t announce your arrival ten minutes before you get there. Subtlety, folks. Subtlety.

Porta Potty Hygiene

Oh, and a gentle reminder about porta potty hygiene. Wash your hands. It’s basic, but apparently, some of you need reminding. It’s not a suggestion; it’s a necessity.

VIP Section Etiquette

For those in the VIP section who stand the entire time, blocking everyone’s view – congratulations on your stamina, but we paid for VIP seats to actually see the stage. Be courteous.

 

Glitter Overload

And last we have the glitter. Iknow.. I didn't want to bring it up but, it's burning! The glitterati wannabes who look like they’ve been wrestling with a unicorn. Glitter everywhere! Grown ass women in glitter is so unnecessary, there are more sophisticated ways to get-a-glow. There I said it, let’s tone it down a bit shall we.

Festival Essentials

Now, I don't like complaining without offering up solutions, so here’s a little something to make your festival experience (and everyone else’s) a bit more pleasant:

Remember, festivals are about fun, music, and community. So, let’s all do our part to be respectful, considerate, and a little less annoying.

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Let the TURN UP BEGIN,

The Soaplife360 Team

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